Wednesday, September 19, 2018
This is best introduction for recent AIB Knockout “Like it or hate it, but you can’t ignore it”.
The AIB Knockout video, where they ‘roast’ed Ranveer Singh, Arjun Kapoor and Karan Johar, went viral within no time.
Here’s some of the wittiest one-liners on each of them.
For Ranveer Singh
1. I am not saying that Ranveer Singh does shit films, but the last good thing he was in was Deepika Padukone.
2. How does it feel to be the only guy in India who is sad every time Virat Kohli scores a century
3. Ranveer Singh completed four years in the movie industry – one year of acting and three years about getting over Anushka Sharma.
4. Ranveer has completed four years in the industry — one year of acting and three years on getting over Anushka Sharma.
5. Ranveer is a big fan of ‘Kuch Kuch Hota Hai’, that film makes him reach out for a box of tissue, because he is the only guy who will jerk of to Farida Jalal.
6. Deepika is a state level badminton player and Ranveer is a national level sex offender.
7. Rohan Joshi recently moved from Malabar Hills to Santa Cruz, that’s like moving from Ranbir Kapoor to Ranveer Singh.
For Arjun Kapoor
1.You lost those kilos faster than Deepika (Padukone) dropped her dating standards.
2.He failed 12th standard and after that, he lost a lot of weight. He is Smriti Irani in reverse.
3. It takes a special person to be the least talented in a family that has Sonam and Sanjay Kapoor.
For Karan Johar
1.You used to hate Anurag Kashyap and now you love him. You are the opposite of Kalki (Koechlin).
2. You joked about how you pay me for reviews. You wouldn’t have to pay me if you paid the f*****g scriptwriter.
3. The only reason you would come out of the closet is if you heard Jaya Bachchan was waiting outside with a thaali.